Deer Republicans

Deer Republicans

So we’ve been hearing a lot of clamoring from the liberal media about whom the republican presidential candidates are going to be and when they’re going to declare. Problem is, the pen is mightier than the sword, and they got there ballpoint blades pointed at only one side of the field.

You see, when I hear the liberal media crying out for potential republican candidates to declare their running, all I hear is a deer hunter perched in a tree blowing on a Primos grunt and bleat deer caller. And the second that head pops up, you know the rest.

So I suggest the republicans stay grazing in the fields of ambiguity, away from the scoped liberal media. The media is going to do what ever they can to get the proverbial carnival conveyer belt moving so they can start shooting at the rubber ducks. Three shots for a dollar, everyone’s a winner!

So media, if the deer calling doesn’t get the 8 point buck you’re hoping for, you can always do what the real deer hunters do, and put a little urine from your potential prey behind your ear. I hear Palin’s old neighbor/stalker sells it by the ounce now. Who knows, it might even mask the scent of Obama’s hind end.